Guys' RuLes ?!?

Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's hilarious yet true! Here are the rules from the male side ..
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! i don't get this one, do you?

1. Men are NOT mind readers. pantes, it's so easy for guys and girls to involve in such mis-directional conversations.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. huhahuahahaha klazik!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. LOL i think shopping requires us to walk around and it burns calories...
1. Crying is blackmail. hhahahahahaha masa sih... how so eh?
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it! got your points! that's why guys tend to make thier ladies in tears...
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. oh yeah,, now i understand... and i am always thankful whenever my guy can say a sentence! 'coz he barely talks more than a sentence and a sentence doesn't more than 10 words! true for all guys? i guess so!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact , all comments become null and void after 7 Days. dugh kebenjitan deh :S
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. babe is getting tired of this question. ^___^
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. really? uuuuuuuuuhhh
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. sheldon benjit!
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. lagi-lagi sheldon benjit!
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. ahh boys are boys
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve or maroon is. hahahhahaha this is why u guys don't understand why we -girls- have lots of clothes, bags, and shoes. we need the matching colors! they exist and they cherish our days by wearing them.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. wuwuwuwuwu ntar merah tau...
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. oh gosh. not worth hassle = careless?
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. eeeuuuhhhhhhhhhhh curank! jaat!
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. hihihhihi we wants to looked perfect for you!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX or CARS. bbboooooooo so girls just give them some smooches and it would lock thier mouth kkehekehkehekeheke i bet u guys agree with me ont his one, don't u?
1. You have enough clothes. clothes are just like sex for you! we can't get enuff of them. ohhh well my dad never complain me of having so much clothes.
1. You have too many shoes. shoes juga! they are addictious... :P but i think someone just said to me that my shoes quantity is still normal :D
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! guys just think that we -girls- always like bodyguard kind of body yak... well, i don't... a perfect round can do a perfect boogie and i can lauff by then :D